Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Sunni Rebels Prepare Attack on White House

First Published: 20th March 2006      Source: The Observant

Sunni Rebels in the Iraqi city of Falluja were preparing for a full scale assault on the White House yesterday, following intelligence reports of a weak spot in the building's construction.  The weakness is said to lie in a previously undetected thermal exhaust port, which Arab spies claim is large enough to be penetrated by a "single, carefully aimed torpedo".

"The White House is too well defended for a full frontal attack," Sunni radical fundamentalist Endji Benzee reportedly told a loyal band of supporters at their concealed Fallujah base.  "But we believe a small group of freedom fighters could penetrate the outer defences on foot, and get close enough to fire a portable missile at the exposed exhaust port."

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Benjee, who is wanted by the US Government for numerous attacks on occupying forces in Iraq, believes that a missile entering the exhaust port would start a chain reaction of explosions, which would quickly progress to the White House core reactor, causing it to detonate.

When one of the men present allegedly announced that he thought the size of the exhaust port made it an impossible target to hit, Al Alfayr, a former soldier in the Israeli Army who defected to Benzee's group earlier this year, assured him that this was not the case, and that Alfayr and his friends had "bombed Shiite Muslims not much bigger than that back home."

Alfayr's reassurances were not enough to convince some of those due to take part in the assault, however, with one young militia man reported to have said that despite his unshaking belief that Allah would guide his hand against their sworn enemies in the West, he nevertheless had "a bad feeling about this".

The White House has been placed on full scale alert in the wake of news of the impending attack, with President Bush said to be readying his own craft in order to personally deal with any rogue fighters who succeed in making it past his outer defences.

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