First Published: 20th March 2006 Source: The Observant
Sunni Rebels in the Iraqi city of Falluja were preparing for a full scale assault on the White House yesterday, following intelligence reports of a weak spot in the building's construction. The weakness is said to lie in a previously undetected thermal exhaust port, which Arab spies claim is large enough to be penetrated by a "single, carefully aimed torpedo".
"The White House is too well defended for a full frontal attack," Sunni radical fundamentalist Endji Benzee reportedly told a loyal band of supporters at their concealed Fallujah base. "But we believe a small group of freedom fighters could penetrate the outer defences on foot, and get close enough to fire a portable missile at the exposed exhaust port."